Hey guys, remember that time Simon Van Booy brought me a cake?
From “Fifty Shades of Grey Goes Viral—Literally" (via The Guardian)
Be careful out there, folks, particularly when choosing your Valentine’s Day reads.(via strandbooks)
Also, listening to my coworker try to call this in is amazing.
"There’s a crack pipe…and there’s a bunch of crap…and the two are one."
And in other news, there’s a crack pipe encased in what appears to be human shit on the sidewalk outside the store today. Be careful out there, folks.
Also, does anyone know who you call about this kind of thing? Public works? The cops? City council?